Just Some Comments on Life

1. Why do SUV drivers slow down at level rail crossings? Isn't that contrary to driving the SUV?
2. Fog lights are for fog, not for driving around thinking everyone thinks you're cool because you have them on - they think you are an idiot for having them on when it isn't foggy or otherwise bad weather.
3. Life is measured by two states: Anticipation and Recollection. Depression and old age are the latter state.
4. Never remove your wedding ring while sitting on the toilet ...